Joker :Sadly for all of you, I am back. Hail do doom.
Kid 1 : What is do doom?
Joker: Do doom is when the joker poops on everybody’s hopes and dreams. So don’t eat your hopes and dreams. It started when I learned the truth about the world, but I won’t tell you because I’m so kind.
Kid 2 : If you’re so kind why are you telling us these dark stories?
Joker : This story is darker then the last. This story is about Selena Kyle aka Catwoman. She is the evilest person in the multiverse. I pooped on her hopes and dreams and in revenge she stole fluffles from me.
Kid 1 : You deserved that.
Joker : Let’s get on with the story.
Kid 2 : Can I go to the bathroom.
Joker : Yes, but then I will kill your mommys .
Kid 1: No not our mommys.
Joker: Once spot a time, there was a villain. The protector of the poor. I called her the monster who stole fluffles from me . To most she was a catwoman, but she will always be the monster who stole fluffles from me to me to me. Let’s see her on her 19th birthday with all the pain in the world. Let’s get in the mind of evil.
Selina: Enemies are everywhere.when you are a thief, you have to be fast . don’t want to die? Gotta go fast. I can only sleep two hours a knight. each hour at different times. All the people with power want me dead. I need to be the best or I will be dead. My sister, Maggie, makes the plans and l execute the plans without executing anyone. I am called an idiot for that, but if I ever cross a line.I can’t bear to think what Maggie would say. While the rich get everything they want and more. you can’t be poor in gotham and survive without committing some crimes. In a world where the rich can do whatever they want. The rich created a wall from the west end to stop us from where the rich live. The poor are forced to steal. Some criminals create gangs to survive, but the gangs end up as flawed as the system. For most gangs you have to kill one of their enemies to join.I am not part of a gang . I only steal from the gangs when I have to. I only steal food that I need to survive . I am going to the meaning place. I hope Maggie’s not dead.
Joker: Let’s get out of the mind of evil.ten minutes later. so you know Maggie is in a wheelchair.
Selina: I have got the food.
Maggie: We should split the food into 28 pieces. we will each eat one a day. We don’t know when we will get food again.
Selina: Did you know that rich people have three meals a day . each meal 10 times as big as this entire piece of bead . made by the most talented cooks in the world to make their taste buds happy.
Magie :You’re joking.
Selina : I’m being serious. The rich have it so incredibly good, but they want more and everyone else surfers because of it. It’s song time. You know the rules. I ask you to sing a song. You sing that song, then we switch.I want you to sing a new song.
Maggie : Look at the sunset. It’s beautiful even though it’s blocked by the ambition of the rich. It’s still beautiful . No matter what the rich do, they can’t block it. It still shines as a beacon of hope. The one thing you still get if you’re poor.
It’s the end of one chapter and the start of the next. There’s always a possibility that the next chapter will be happier than the last. The rich can’t take away the sunset and they will never take that one joy away. Now you sing the good song.
Selina : You know it has a name.
Maggie : Just sing it.
Selina: Through the dark times. Through the pain . We have two things to help us survive. The first thing we have is hope for a better life. The most important thing we have is each other. We will use each other to help us through the dark times. We will get a better life together. We will go through the hardest trials and survive because we have each other. We will mend to each other’s wounds both mentally and physically. let’s fight through the dark times. We might even get a happy ending.
Stan lee: By the order of the joker, you are going to die.
Joker: Selina steals the gun.
Selina: No, you’re going to die in 10 seconds. 1, 2, 3
Stan Lee :Your bluffing. You won’t kill me because you don’t kill and that is going to be your downfall.
Joker: Stan lee steals the gun.
Joker: Stan Lee shot Maggie in the heart.
Stan lee : Bye.
Maggie : Seliana, I’m scared.
Selina : Don’t be scared. You dealt with the streets of Gotham. You can definitely deal with death.
Maggie : Thank you for keeping me alive for so long.
Selina: Maggie you were the reason I kept myself alive. I love you Maggie.
Maggie: I love you too. Can you please sing me the good song, one last time.
Selina: Through the dark times. Through the pain . We have two things to help us survive. The first thing we have is hope for a better life. The most important thing we have is each other. We will use each other to help us through the dark times. We will get a better life together. We will go through the hardest trials and survive because we have each other. We will mend to each other’s wounds both mentally and physically. let’s fight through the dark times. We might even get a happy ending.
Joker : A week later. let’s get back into the mind of evil.
Selina : Why do you keep yourself alive? There’s someone who keeps you alive. when she dies, the only reason you still keep yourself alive is because she would want you to stay alive. You have to deal with the pain. I am the only one who cares that the world lost a treasure. I bared her in the spot she died. Everyday I think about ending my suffering But that’s not what Maggie would want. All the days Maggie worked on making sure I survived. It would not be fair. Every Night I sing the song she wanted me to sing. I can’t forget her.what I would give to see her one more time.
Joker : Let’s get out of the mind of evil.
Talia : Catwoman,you know the world is unfair. The rich are killing Innocent kids .
Selina : Get to point .
Talia : Of course. I know a way you can help.
Selina: How?
Talia: Steal from the rich and give to the poor, but if you want real change, you need help. That’s where we come in. We will give you the tools and info to help kids like Maggie.
Selina: So this is not a gang?
Talia: No, it is an international organization.
Selina : Does it have a name.
Talia: It’s called the league of assassins.
Selina:So, I will kill if I join?
Talia : Yes, some people need to die. If you agree, you will have to train in Saudi Arabia.
Selina : I will have to think about it.
Talia : Ok .I am curious, where did you get the name catwoman.
Selina: Maggie came up with it.
Joker : An hour later. Let’s get back into the mind of evil.
Selina : What would Maggie want me to do. I need to make my life worth living. Maggie would want me to do what helps the most people. She never liked the idea of killing. I did not either, but if i had killed that man, Maggie would be alive right now. killing is probably the best way of doing some lasting good. If the league is a trap, I can escape.the league is my best option. What if by joining the league, I am not doing what Maggie would have wanted. If I join and kill, there’s no going back. I will take the risk and join the league.
Joker : The end. class dismissed. I will be back for batman vs catwoman.